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How can i make my blonde highlights a solid blonde color? i got highlights done at a salon to make my hair lighter from a dark brown dyed color that faded to light brown and i dont like the stripey look. i just want a solid light blonde color but my hair in the back and underneath is darker then the top. the salon ****** it up. i want to use a box dye to fix it but im scared it wont turn out! help me pleasee! | | You can go to the salon | Q&A Blonde Jokes part 2? Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes a*s?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....
Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they're ******!
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747? | nice
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and njoy the christmas!!! | Facing a dilemma and kind of long(mature and open minded people answer only)? i been married 5 years. My marriage was arranged and its not the fact that it was arranged that i am having problems as u can see in this marriage and divorce forum, problems also arise in people who know each other for five + years before getting married.i brought him here from another country so while i was getting a husband he was getting into US. He was extremely nice back in his country but yes i know he needed to be nice but i kept an open mind that not everybody is the same. some people are genuine. i started having a funny feeling two three months after he got to US(loss of interest, less talking on the phone when he was in another city for job, overall nasty attitude). i could feel that where he was from he never ever seen a girls legs bare but now he can see bikinis, boobs that are all out for u to see . but even though it was ok with me if u look but he was pushing me away and made me feel like i was not pretty enough for him now since he seen so many hot blonde chicks in america. i felt shitty, sad depressed. he would find any little excuse to n0t talk to me for week.I got pregnant, sex life was like this i felt he watched porn and then ****** me without any feelings while pregnant but i never seen him watch it. so for five months of my pregnancy he treated me like crap and looked at me with face like ewe she is my wife.( i am hurt to this day from that). well one day he forgot to delete history and i see all these sexy this and sexy that searches. i asked him so this is the reason u didnt like me all of sudden. i was hurt and wanted to just get out but he cried and begged and said i am sorry i didn;t know what i had. i will never treat u like that again. so i gave birth to my son and tried to forget but couldnt believe he hurt me so much. i mean i guess that wasn't enough for him he became a citizen and well same feeling started coming back. i started school and behind my back he was downloading porn every single day and i was fighting with him about not having sex with me( prolly once a month). i knew he was watching porn because i had spyware but never told him i knew. i was sad that he would rather masturbate and watch blonde chicks get ****** then love me. so this happend for two years and when i told him i knew what he was doing and i am hurt not that he watched porn but i wasnt good enuf for him to have sex. and if he wants to ever watch porn he will tell me we will watch it together at first he said ok but after watching it 3 or 4 times with me he probably doesn't like it and now when i ask him so wat happened he says o I don't want to watch porn. i want to change for us. i know he is bullshitting me cuz he is so used to watching porn by himself he doesn't like me with him. its pisses me off.i mean feeding me bullshit about changing when he couldn't live without fuking naked girls but could live without having sex with me for a month. its sick. i am currently 5 months pregnant after we made a deal and he is pulling same **** again i am extremely hurt and cant get over the fact that he chose other people to watch over me. i must be ugly or something. sometimes i dont want to talk to him and he ******* tries to mentally manipulate me by sleeping on the floor when i tell him leave me alone. so i have to go up to him and ask him to come on bed and be nice. he is playing games or he would not eat dinner since i am not properly talking to him. i am really sick of this. when he compliments me it means nothing to me. when i asked him what kind of women he likes after kinda making him feel i am ok with it he told me i like white girls with big boobs. i know that, i am olive complexion and he wasnt turned on by me. i mean i have guys hitting on me all the time even when pregnant but it doesnt mean nothing when somebody i loved doesnt even find me good enough to have sex with me. i am sad and embarrassed. i know he wants me as a wife so he has a family and that's it. he cant change the fact that i am not his type. but now he is not my type either. i want somebody whose honest who loves my body, me and everything i can bring to the relationship instead of just having a complete family. what do u think i should do or try to do. i put up a face of niceness so he wont sleep on floor or say i dont want to eat dinner. i am sick of being nice to bitches but cant help it. HELP plz.
thanks | Porn is a real addiction. The high a person gets is kind of like a drug.
There is nothing wrong with you. It's the fantasy world he is living that is messing him up.
I'd like to suggest you see if you can find a Celebrate Recovery group in your area. CR deals with all kinds of problems from chemical addictions to porn to overeating and bulimia. You need to go also to find some healing from all the crap he's put you through and to find some support from others who live with someone who has an addiction. | What i this movie where a blonde teen girl had several trysts late 90s or early 2000s? after each her friend would either say"you had sex" "you got ******" or "you made love" i think 1 guy was in a band | Hey You Can Download All Latest Movies and Songs At:
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Its Really Gr8.... | What can I do to make my hair grow? Okay, so my hair is pretty ****** up. I naturally have dark brown hair and I had to bleach it a couple of times to go blonde. So, you can say my hair is pretty burned. Honestly, I don't need comments about this. It's not what I'm asking. Since my hair is pretty damaged, especially my roots, my hair doesn't seem to get longer. I mean, obviously I see my roots grow, so it's growing but the length doesn't change. Why is this happening and what can I do to make my hair grow again? | | so try this...regular trims are a must, about every 7-9 weeks.(if your hair is really healthy then up the trims to about every 12 weeks, a trim is just a snip off the ends) if its been awhile since you have had a trim then inches may be called for to get to healthy hair. i use vitamin e on fresh washed hair.(its a vitamin that can be purchased where you buy vitamins, cut open capsule, squeeze into hand, rub hands together and apply to hair) dont message into scalp. if you get too much then just rewash it. hair will feel slightly sticky until dry then it will be nice and soft. it tames the frizzies, deep conditions and makes hair grow about three in a month. it takes about a month for the growth part of the e to kick in. the other benefits are instant. dont brush your hair but maybe once a week to message the scalp, i use a wide tooth comb at other times. brushing breaks off hair. i just started biotin vitamins going on four months ago this sat and notice and big growth spurt from that. biotin is cheap and also promotes hair regrowth and growth. i also have the biotin shampoo that i got from a vitamin store online.(puritans pride.com or vitadigest.com) five bucks for a big bottle and a big bottle of E is about 8 bucks. the biotin is about 3 bucks. i now take my fingers and message my scalp about five times a week, along with the brushing thats a good way to do it without damaging your hair. apply two or three capsules of e to dry hair and message into scalp and hair really well, put damp towel in microwave for 1 min to get hot, then quickly wrap head, a dry towel can be placed over that to help hold in the heat, leave on for 15 min, shampoo well, makes an excellent hot oil treatment. good luck, AND some people will argue about regular trims, your hair does grow from the roots, yes, but if your hair is not trimmed at the bottom, the it splits, get dry and brittle not to mention thin looking from no trims at all and frizzy. then your hair starts to break off at the bottom and giving you the appearance that it never grows. so to make hair grow as fast as possible and keep it healthy, then trims are an essential part of hair care. look on a ruler and check out less then half an inch and if your salon does not know what that is then take a ruler with you, i have. as of three weeks ago adding beta carotene vitamins to my regimen. i found out that along with the biotin it is very very good in promoting hair growth. they were five bucks for a bottle of 100. got them at walmart. the biotin and e can also be purchased at walmart, and adding all this up is pretty cheap to get great hair. i just wish the shampoo was available in the stores, but not yet. | Dyed my bleached hair a darker golden/honey blonde and it went grey/blue, what will fix it? Hair was bleached, and i wanted it a darker, warmer blonde for the winter so i used Nice n Easy but it ****** up. It's soooo grey. I'm 18 - definitely not old and wrinkly enough to get away with grey hair.
The problem is i'm seeing my long distance bf tomorrow, and i don't wanna look like a gran :( so what i wanna know is, will dying it perhaps a "strawberry blonde" work better gold-wise? Because of the reddy undertones? I don't really have the time or money to go to the salon but will if i absolutely have to. Just wanted to look nice for my boyfriend :( it's been a bad day aha. | Call the 1-800# found on the box of dye or email them, (to find #, go online & search the brand if you don't have the box) they're the hair color experts they can advice you best.
Playing with chemicals is not like playing with clothes, there are penalties for playing chemicals in the lab. Even hair color experts at the salon are not rocket scientists, they do a bang up dye jobs to their clients or their own hair.
You can't impress guys with hair colors, they are more interested in 'other parts of your body', and the color is the last thing they'd notice! You can look nice, by wearing nice clothes or w/out. Get a new sexy undies or something.
Google hair dyes & cancer spec. black hair dyes which is made from tar. Some people smoke & tan all their lives and do not get cancer. But there are 2nd hand & 3rd hand smoke who are now carrying their oxygen tank so they can breath or have cancer. Same with hair dyes. I've responded 3 in the last 15 mins. 9-26-10. If you're not affected today, or next month, you may never be affected and you're one of the lucky ones. It doesn't take overnight, it takes years of hair experimentation with hair dyes.
www.webmd.com/skin-beauty/hair-dy…
Here's a new article I found re: henna, which is supposed to be better for you than reg. box dye. It's a good read!
www.hennaforhair.com/ppd/pjackson…
One example on someone who had re-bleached her hair now they're falling out.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?… | Dying hair blonde to black? I'm looking to get a hairstyle like www.hair-news.com/mens-hairstyles…
my hair is dirty blonde, i don't know if i should dye my hair black, because wont my roots grow in or whatever? That will look ****** up. especialy on a guy.. Also idk if the hair will look good on a guy with blonde hair... best answer 10points | | The cut is really cute but the color isn't black it looks like a level 3 dark brown. Black dyed hair looks fake and goth. If you do color your hair that dark you will have to get your roots done every month if your hair is a blonde. You can go that dark if your skin tone won't look washed out. The best thing to do is either go to a beauty supply that sells hair extensions and hold the color you want up to your face and see if your skin tone looks good with it or just go two shades darker then your natural color at first. That way you can see how you look a little darker and your roots won't be quite as noticeable when they grow back. You could even get a semi-permanent color that fades in a few weeks to test it out before going permanent, plus since that fades out you won't have to worry about roots. That cut looks good on blonde hair too so you might must want to try the cut then worry about the color. | How do i get barbie blonde hair? i already have blonde hair? i get my hair proffessionally died blonde. im a nautral blonde, but i wanna have a pale platnium barbie blonde. i wanna do it at home so i dont have to blow 100$. does anyone knoe wat i should do? like should i bleach it then go over it with blonde hair dye? wats products should i get(drugstore preffered)? my hair is kinda long to so i dont wanna fry my hair. i also knoe dont use iorn water, i had a bad expiercence like that. also i knoe how to die hair already so im totally ****** on dieing hair lol
thankyou so much:] | | My hair is almost white. Use 6% bleach (but condition it well after) then use a toner to take out any brassynees | ****** up my hair.... any one know any AMAZING updo's? I dyed my hair back to its original colour (a dirty blonde) and i hate it god im ugly now GRRRRRRRR but my friend suggested a nice updo but i hate messy ones!!! any one know how to do or got any pics of really nice tidy pretty updo's??????? Thanking you muchly!!! (something marilyn monroe esk would be nice maybe) xxxxxx | Look at my profile, that's done this week, in less than 4mins. My hair is down to my knees. It can go for medium length also, any texture hair. I can create 7 in a week. Get inspired from PROM or hairstyle magazines, fashion magazines, TV award shows like Dancing with the Stars, create one of your own. Use butterfly clips or claw clips. On my hair you can see only two clips, the rest is my secret. Another is braided with yellow and black beads lariat necklace. Make it elegant (like mine), funky, messy, or wild. So many options. When people get bored with their hair, they dye it, straighten it, then they damage their hair, instead of experimenting with styles.
Another one is make a braided headband, using hair pins to secure them around your head. I did that for the Betsy Ross style, for the 4th of July, took 10 mins.
I know you can do it! I've posted 8 different photos of my hair in 3 months.
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I know hair. I have over 4 decades of hair know-how. I have silky, shiny, soft, smooth very healthy hair down to my knees. Previously damaged by perming & dyeing in the 80's & 90's. I've known people in their 30's whose hair stopped growing from ironing their hair in the 70's. | Would you get mad If i mixed up your eye color? She's Obsessed with Angelina Jolie. I show her the new Trailer of the Movie "Salt" and Angelina is Blonde and has green eyes..... So does the girl, I thought she had brown eyes and green contacts.
As we were giving our goodnights my Dumb *** says: Wear the green contacts tomorrow... She says
What!
My Eyes are REAL!
(Signs off)
I just want to know, Am i ****** or not? She hasn't answered her phone all day, or responded to texts, We did Have Midterms today though.
Or am i just over reacting.
Thanks! | Lol i think you're overreacting. If she doesn't like you anymore because you made a mistake about her eye colour, then she didn't like you very much in the first place. When you do talk again, you could always redeem yourself by saying that her eyes are so beautiful that's why you thought she must be wearing contacts...
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