How do I piss my mom off without shoving a jar up my ***? Whenever I get really mad at my mom I shove a jar up my *** so she has to take me to the emergency room. Last time the jar broke inside of my *** and I nearly died of internal bleeding. How can I get my mom to drive me to the ER and take back what she said without fatally injuring myself? |
| Shove a screwdriver in your urethra. |
IS it normal for women to stick their finger up your *** during sex? I was having sex with my girlfriend this weekend and she put her finger up my ***. Im not sure how i really feel about it and should i talk to her about it? |
Nick Baby....you really need to live a little. Most guys go off like a rocket when I slip a finger in there and massage their prostate. Its like a g-spot orgasm for guys. Loosen up and go with the flow. She's a girl right? Not a dude. You should want her to touch every part of your body.
Sin |
Does it feel good to get ****** up the ***? I like this dude.
But hes graduating like really soon.
& he asked if I would have sex with him up the ***..
Some people have different opinions about whether they like it or not.
Help me by answering if it feels good or not.
For me to answer him. |
| I have done it wit ma boyfriend and it hurts at first then i get use to the feeling and i like it! but make sure u use vaseline or sumthin |
How can i wake my *** up? Yea, so in my previous question my butt fell asleep, any ideas on how i can wake it up? |
| u need a spanking |
Why do girls that walk alone walk like they have a stick up there ***? Not all girls do it but where I work I see these girls and women walking about like they are in the military you know like straight as a arrow and not looking around at all and looks like they have a stick coming out of there ***. Whats up with that?? When I see it I just laugh inside :) |
| Sounds likea walking s l u t ! They walk like that cus they had wayy to many things sticked up there. |
I have been wanting to stick my own sperm up my ***? Well i'm Bi and been wanting to play with my *** and rub it around my *** and stick it up my ***.Could i catch a disease from doing that? |
| You can't "catch" a disease from your own internal body fluids. Feces are another story. |
What kind of man likes it up the ***? There is a man named kermit james pike the third from monson and he likes it up the ***?He also likes makeup and perfumes and sangria this should be a red flags ladies! He has muscles but don't let the muscles fool ya he is bi! And TRIO anything?So have you ever done anything kinky with kermit like have a threesome or gone to motels with him and have sex with him for 24 hours straight?I would like the men out there to answer this thanks! |
| Gross |
What does I want to beat that *** up mean? What does I want to beat that *** up mean my dad said it to my mum a minute ago |
| LOL R U SERIOUS? |
How can a guy tell you that he would rather be ****** up the *** then go out with you? A guy that i liked just recently told me tat he would rather be ****** up the *** then go out with me! Wat should i tell him and what should i do? What guy in the right mind would tell a girl that? HELP!!!! PLEASE!! |
| Your vulgar terms were censored. This guy has no tact with women. It is best to just move on and thank yourself that you avoided dating such a jerk. |
This is going to be an amazingly weird question but: Can you die from putting your finger up your ***? Okay so I did a dare from my friend. He bet me 15 bucks I wouldn't put my finger up my ***. I did. Now I'm afraid I'll die. I'm just being paranoid but can you die from that? |
| Relax!! You definetly wount die. But don't take such dares. |